Sunday, October 09, 2005

WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS!!!

Being male, middle classed, and white, I feel that I shouldn't have to work hard in order to be rich in life. While viewing a television program on the MIT college blackjack team and how they were strategizing to beat the casino system, my eyes lit up and realized that I want to be a professional gambler. Some reasons why I would want to professionally gamble for a living;
1. I would get to make my own hours
2. I would get to travel the globe
3. I wouldn't have to dress up in a suit (but can if I want to)
4. If I got really good I would make a TON of money!
...and those are just some of the reasons.
The MIT blackjack team used a strategy called "counting cards" along with other blackjack methods, which was proven to improve your chances on WINNING. I think to myself and say "self, this is a golden opportunity to make a ton of money. Also making this money could be used to pay off your college tuition, pay for your moms new kitchen, buy somebody a car , and never have to work again." I feel that this is the path that I must take. If you are interested in joining my team please contact me ASAP. I am currently in the proccess of making shirts for our team so I will need your shirt size.

Thank you very much for your time!